Sunday, June 19, 2011

FOR SALE: $%#@ lawn mower

For Sale:

Shitty lawn mower that at one time I'm sure was self-propelled.....however for the past two years has been consistently kicking my ass. Barely runs (on a good day), and the "vrooom..(pause, pause, pause)....vroom noise it makes doesn't really seem to effect its already mediocre performance. "Guaranteed start on the 1st pull" decal is total bullshit....it's really more like the THIRTY-1st pull if truth in advertising is important to you...

I'd really like $5,000 mostly to compensate my frustration.....but I'd be just as happy to PAY someone to take this jalopy off my hands!

2 comments:

  1. cuz of our postage stamp sized yard, we got an electric, battery operated, no chord model. and it runs out of juice on exactly the last pass. no good answer ... except for maybe getting goats!

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  2. chord? or cord? i think it's cord ...

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