Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Bugs have 9 lives...

I’m not certain there is life after death or reincarnation, but I am certain I witnessed a DEAD beetle (Reggie, see earlier post) come back from total pinchers up, dead as a door nail status.  The upside to this was I thought I would finally know the expected lifespan of a domesticated beetle.  The obvious downside being the passing of Cole’s hand-raised beloved Reggie.

So I’m in Cole’s room one day over the weekend putting clothes away while he’s at his father’s house.  I look in the container (which is carefully placed on the bedside table in perfect view) and I see Reggie lying on his back – “pinchers up” and not moving.  I gently shake the container….nothing.  I try to touch him….nothing.  Flat line, no pulse, zero respirations.  PANIC!  Understand me here people, this is my child’s PET.  Yes, it’s an insect.  Tell that to a 7 year old.  “Oh honey, it’s just an insect…who cares?”  Ummm….no.  I’m quickly realizing we are probably going to be planning a bug funeral (K'vurah, Antam Sanskar, or Wake…I’m not sure of Reggie’s religious affiliation). 

Flash forward about a day and a half.  I’ve forgotten about Reggie’s dead corpse lying in Cole’s room because, well, it’s a bug and I have a gabillion other things on my mind.  Cole is with me, we’re doing our daily rituals and routines…which includes me tucking him in.  Light switch goes on and I remember dead bug.  PANIC! O-M-G…he’s gonna see the bug and freak out!  As luck would have it, bug corpse goes unnoticed and Cole falls peacefully off to sleep. 

The next morning I go in to wake Cole up and I see Reggie crawling around in the container.  Literally, like nothing has happened.  That bug used to be DEAD!

I think we’re on like day 70-something since Reggie came home from second grade (again, thank you Miss Stark!).  His lifespan is pretty darn good for a bug.  I’m just wondering at what point I have to register him for school, hockey and baseball….

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